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Front Jokes

Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.