Friendship

Friendship Jokes

Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree

A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.

19. It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?

whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?