boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"
Me: I need a good roast. My friend: take me
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding that’s not funny my friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped of a kurb stone.
im bored if you want to friend me in roblox my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers
like if your not A GAY
dislike if your furry
repost if you HATE blacks
omment for VBUCKS
sub to me on youtube its my friend and he has aids send himjoeide53rygq2ej/le nb rfcshsu 3nurtv N3Q5UERIUGWTC7w2VWGYEHIWAWASERYAANFYINSIDEFREHJOBUGFUYWUSGRFYDIDYFRG911
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
my friend misspelled mexico and got here
he sucked his sisters poop hole
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
my friend bought a tom holland blaket and i said well, now ur sleeping with him
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friends head I say dam, that's a dam big head Nick, then he is like, dude, that's a literal dam.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
