Freezer

Freezer jokes

Body

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

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  • Melania Trump

    Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

    Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"

    Woman

    What is the similarity between women and freezers?

    We like to put our meat in them.

    Kidnapping

    What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?

    Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.

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  • Community

    -A FUNNY STORY-

    Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .

    "This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.

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