What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper who's always COLD?
MC Freezer
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
"Hey, man do you have any ben and jerry's?"
"yeah I have two of them fresh and preserved in the freezer"
"I meant the ice cream bro..."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
I like my vegetables like I like my women Forgotten at the bottom of my freezer
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
me: I have the body of a 28 year old her: prove it me: (opens freezer)
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them
"guess what my wife left in the freezer"
"her miscarriage"
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
