If dust mites are found in dust, Bedbugs are found in beds where are cockroaches found in?
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
-Dark_Humor
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup is consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not."
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren't they the same thing?
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully she was hot and had a nice ass so it was enjoyable raping her. The next day when i woke up I found her body only half eaten, her lower body was still intact so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast, her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
