Newest Force Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."

Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time

Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force? A: Air Force Juans

why don't a jedis make puns that often?

the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One at the bottom that's still alive. What's worse than that? Its forced to eat its way out. What's even worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!

What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger

Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.