Footlong memes
Jokes
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
What's a footlong and slippery?
A slipper.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.

