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Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago
    • A person's bare foot is placed alongside a Subway sandwich, seemingly to measure its length. White text overlay says, "gotta make sure subway ain't scamming me" followed by a crying emoji and a praying hands emoji.
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    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A banner with a man flying over two footlong sandwiches. Text says, "FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH!" and "YOU WILL 'NEVER FORGET' THIS DEAL". Below that is the Subway logo, the text "eat fresh.", and "2 FOOTLONG SUBS $9-11".
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    • Minister

    Anonymous · 5 years ago

    • Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

    He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

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