Football jokes

Difference

lewis dray dray · 8 years ago

What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?

Distortion

Anonymous · 5 months ago

Cool

Player

♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

This is SLIGHTLY wrong

The image shows a google search result for 'Who is most popular football player?' The highlighted answer is 'Cristiano Ronaldo'. However, the image next to the text is of Lionel Messi. The text below says: "He is known for his incredible speed and scoring ability. Cristiano Ronaldo is a popular face in the world of professional football. He is a Portuguese professional footballer who is considered one of the greatest players of all time. 14. mars 2024"

Pregnancy

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A photoshopped image featuring footballer Cristiano Ronaldo smiling while standing next to streamer IShowSpeed, who has a visibly pregnant belly and is holding it with his hands. Both are looking towards the camera and smiling. The background is a soft, blurred light with some sparkles.

Tax

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro · 3 years ago

get this one guys

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows Lionel Messi holding a soccer ball with text that reads "if i win balonDor again... i will give it to poor people of portugal. -Messi. if you know what i mean..." The bottom panel shows Cristiano Ronaldo running on the soccer field with the text "So they'll have money to PAY THEIR TAXES".

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Ronaldo

Joshisboss · 3 years ago

Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

A dynamic image of Ronaldo in a soccer uniform, duplicated and set against a background of rain and lightning. He's shown in two poses, one with his fist raised triumphantly, the other kicking with a determined expression.

Football memes

Community talk

Bree_:3

29 days ago

I'm doing my second ever preformance tonight at our schools football game, I'm currently working on memorizing my music, in which has taken many mistakes.

エレン・イェーガー

4 months ago

js got back from football practice. Got a head tap.

cute.as.ducks.

2 years ago

I am on the high school football team the coach comes to talk to me are you dating my daughter Me No Coach There is a rummer that you are Me nah I am dating both your daughters and we are 7-10

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