what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What’s a orphans favourite food
:not home food
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
sandwich’s are yummy 😋
Why were twin towers mad that there food wasn’t good enough
Because they got plain
CHEESE
i like mangoes
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
Two cannibals are eating a clown,
One says to the other one-"Does this taste funny to you?"
Hey Jorden Calerendiá ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why ate orphans so Skinny? Thry never eat anything tjat is family size
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
I wanted another piece of pizza.... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating? They like to bone a petite
What’s Elon musk JR favorite food?
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Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
Yo momma so slutty she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee
