Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
how does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
a sandwich is a sandwich,but a manwich in a meal - jeffery dahmer
Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
The orphan wanted to call home sick but there was no one
the orphan went to school to have food but there was no money in his account
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
