What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Food Storage Jokes
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
