Food storage jokes

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Cereal.

*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.