Food storage jokes
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Like if you love food!