Food storage jokes

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?

The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.