How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
WHY DO FORTNITE PLAYERS HAVE SUCH GOOD TEETH
BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO FLOSS
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Your so skinny you used floss to wipe your butt
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Q:How do you cover a Chinese's eyes ?
A:Use dental floss
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because some kid was flossing
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
