People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
