One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.
A blast from the past
i farted
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? so he could win the race.
I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
