One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
i farted
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Fart <3
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
