Flatulence jokes

Don’t fart in an Apple Store.

It has no Windows.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

What did Mother Mary say when God farted? Jesus Christ, you stink!

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?