Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What get's hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs.... A seatbelt
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
when my grandpa was 65 he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
he's 70 now and we have no idea where he is
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled. Kili: That’s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
What do you call a dick that dosent fit in an asshole
A miss fit
