Fell jokes

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."

What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?

A pool table.

Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.

I fell down yesterday.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Sally fell off the swing.

Sally has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"

Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?

Nothing.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.