Why did you put yo dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all This? Because I forget to wash and dry them with paper towel.
I used to have a girlfriend, who would argue with me a lot for no reason, I look at her feet and say to her, here is £15 give yourself a foot pedicure then come back to me it clearly shows you have man feet, you are a woman you should have woman feet, no wonder you boss me around too much as if your the man of the house.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
You don't need brains to be a Boss. When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Y’all can actually see them at all my toe
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
one day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore. It was like my skates were moving all by themselves but I decided to just roll with the situation
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
imma monch ur nans feet at 3 am tonight ngl
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet
Tan toes
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
