Fatherhood

Fatherhood jokes

Dad

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

Dad

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Girlfriend

A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.

Unicorn

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Miscarriage

What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?

Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Batman

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

Dad

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

Kid

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

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