Fatherhood jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.