Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
A lot of things changed when i got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What starts with 'M' and ends in 'arrige' and is a mans favourite thing Miscarriage this joke never gets old just like the baby
What is a "dad?"
Q:What movie do orphans hate
A: father hood
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
