Fatherhood jokes
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Dad?
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What is a "dad?"
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.