Fat

Fat Jokes

Mum

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Mum

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Mom

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Mom

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Bus

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"