Fat

Fat Jokes

yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall

Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"

Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."

Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.

Yo mama's so fat when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show I waited and when she finally passed by Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Pecock