Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Fat Jokes
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
