Fat guy jokes
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?