Fat guy jokes

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Fat Lever.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

What's fat and wanks over his mom?

Guy Sheppard.

Levi and Andrew are fat.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.