Fat guy jokes

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."