Farewell jokes

Going in a military.

The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Hi? Bye.

Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"

Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

Sayo-nara.

What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"