Far Back jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!