Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Far Back Jokes
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
