Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.
Your hairline goes so far back even the proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
