Far Back jokes
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!