Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Far Back Jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
