Far Back jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.