Far Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!