Far Back jokes

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.

Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.