Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Far Back Jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
