Far Back jokes
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.