Far Back jokes

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.

Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!