Far Back jokes
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.