Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Far Back Jokes
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
