Far Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.