Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
Your hairline is so far back trump was ashamed
your hairline is that far back that i cant even back out of my car
Yo hair line is so far back that it was there before the big bang happened.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Yo hairline go so far back that you dad found it before you did