Far Back jokes
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.