Far Back jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*