Far Back jokes
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.