Your hairline receeds so far back that it defends your forehead
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline so far back it took a trip to America
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
