Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
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Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
