what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
do you know what is good about being a orphan. every candy bar is family sized.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
Boy: Hey mom can we have ice cream. Orphan: What's a mom?
F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.
