New Family Jokes - Page 31 - Worst Jokes Ever

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.

Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang comes back from the store with milk

Q: why do orphans love boomerangs? A: because they actually come back

A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?

Why are orphans so sad?

Because everytime they swallow, they think... you should have mom

I will never forgot my grandfather‘s last words:

Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...

Why everyone trying to make a big deal out of this my family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers

Why Do Orphans Bully People

Because They Cant Get Suspended

Contact Parent _______

This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.

My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane

Why are orphans bad at dad jokes

Because they don't have a dad to tell them

Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.

What does my family and the twin towers have in common: We both played jenga

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”