Family jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?