Family jokes
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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