Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Family Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
