Family jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!