Family jokes
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
You're an orphan.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.