Expressions Jokes

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

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Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch the expression on their face.

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