Everyone jokes

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.