Evers jokes

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.

The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”

So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.

The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.

The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.

The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.

The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.

While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”

What's the laziest mountain?

Mount Ever-rest.

A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food??

Neither have they.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Don't worry, neither have they.

Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

These are some of the greatest names ever: Dixie Normous, Dixie Rekt, Ka Monmi, Ice Wallow Kum, Dick Sinsider, Anita Biggerman.

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?