Euthanasia jokes

Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite Beauty and the Beast character?

GASton.

I read a book on the Tracy Latimer case the other day.

It was a gas.

There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?

Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?

I was reading a book about an immortal cat the other day; it was impossible to put down.

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.