Epileptic jokes
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?
Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.