Endeavor jokes

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?

Deku: Hey, Todoroki?

Shoto: Wht?

Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?

Shoto: :)

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

Good luck, Gwen, with everything!

I tried to catch fog today. I mist.

We gotta work ahead, people!

A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"

The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."

"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."

The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."

The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."

"I am. But the steaks are too high."

I've done a ton of work today.

A SKELE-ton of work!