Encyclopedia jokes

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

What did the koala do when he was too educated?

He ran away from koalapidia.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.