Encyclopedia jokes

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

What did the koala do when he was too educated?

He ran away from koalapidia.

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.