Encouragement jokes
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
daily reminder
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Bestfriend meme
Community talk
"Fires burn up canyons A hurricane can wreck a beach Words can make a mockingbird forget they're born to sing Lies can break a fragile heart And doubt can crush your dreams, but honey, just take it from me The world is hard on beautiful things You're pretty, and you're smart God made a work of art Girl, don't pick yourself apart"
"One day, we'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember" "Run to God confess your sins and you'll be saved" "We are the champions, my friends, and we'll keep on fighting 'til the end" "I'll keep this world from draggin' me down. Gonna stand my ground. And I won't back down"
Just a reminder that you are amazing. You are worth it. There are people that love you, and people you love. You shouldn't die for someone, live for someone. Keep going. You'll power through. I believe in you. Find something you love. Stay with it. And I love you and so does God remember that. You can do it ml, believe me <3
you dont have to have it all figured out. you dont need an idea, or the right words, or the perfect ounce of motivation. you just need to stay. stay another day, another breath, another blue moon, because pain doesnt last forever, even if it feels like it, so just stay, because your favorite moments in life haven't even happened yet.