Encouragement jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.
The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."