Encouragement jokes
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.