My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
What do emos like to do when they're sad... They play violin on their wrists
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
what game does an emo love
hang man
me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G
me: i have no bullet holes
emo kid: not yet you dont
me: ayo what the fuc*
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
Why do emos cut their arms because they can't cut the rope
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn't fit around his neck
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
