My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
What's 1 + 1?
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G
me: i have no bullet holes
emo kid: not yet you dont
me: ayo what the fuc*
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
